Professions least likely to be bragged about
to strangers at a dinner party:*
- Supermarket Dairy Technician**
- High School Cafeteria Chef
- Militant religious missionary
- Executioner
- America Online CEO
- Medical Guinea Pig
- Playground drug pusher
- Grand Dragon
- pork-rind connoisseur
- IRS auditor
- Meter-Maid
- Child Porn Collector
- Cosmetics Animal-Tester
- Facist Dictator
- Dominatrix
- Burglar
- Microsoft programmer
- Door-to-door Bible salesman
- Mortician
- Stable Mucker
- Poison taste-tester for kings
- Cult Leader
- Beach Comber
- Carnie
- Dumpster Diver
- Abortion Doctor
- Tobacco Marketing Chairperson
- Adult Film Director and/or Producer
- Street Corner Preacher
- McDonald's Fry Cook
- Rodeo Clown
- Adult "Arcade" Janitor
- Serial Killer
- Professional Blood Donor
- Whitehouse intern
* I am not implying that many of these jobs
are not decent professions. I am commenting on social implications, as well.
That and some of them aren't decent career paths.
** I love you, Ric :D