“Lists, page one”
One can never have too many lists

Reasons Why I Need an Armadillo:

• They're so damn adorable. <3
• They jump in the air when frightened.
• They look like the bastard love-child of a roly-poly (pillbug) and an aardvark.
• They can swim like whoa.
• http://www.scsc.k12.ar.us/2002ArkNatHist/Projects/ArnoldL/Images%202/Armadillo%20a06.jpg
• They'll fit in a baby sling and I could carry it around everywhere like those ladies with their snooty yip dogs.
• Pets promote mental health.  I could use some of that.
• The look like they could claw the eyes out of intruders.  If you train them well enough.
• They have leprosy!

Things That Scare Me:

• umbrellas
• big bridges over water
• having seizures
• Fogel-Ryan
• elevators
• uber-Evangelicals
• things touching or near my eyes or neck
• spinal taps
• going blind
  

Foods That I Like:

• Tacos of any sort
• Grilled onions
• Avocados
• Potatoes
• Pomegranates
• Artichokes
• Tortilla soup (brothy not beany)
• Soup in general
• Roast beef sammichs
• watermelon
• Portebello mushrooms
• Mushrooms in general
• Rotisserie chicken
• cheese. anything cheese.
• alfredo sauce on pizza
• french fries dipped in ranch
• olives (especially Grabers)
  

Places in the World I'd Visit:

• Israel
• Holland
• Singapore
• Caribbean
• Scotland (again)
• Egypt
• Belen, New Mexico
• Denmark
• Turkey
• Poland
• Japan
• Ireland
• Russia
• India
• New Zealand
• Nepal
• Australia
  

I'd Do With A Billion Bucks:

• Own a hippo. Somehow.
• Donate to a bunch of charities. Start a new one... or two.
• Invest! Like crazy! In all kinds of things!
• Buy big house with a pool and room for plenty of guests.
• Buy a sex0r, nice car so that I might satisfy my taste for vroom.
• Travel all over the world with my closest friends!
• Expand my personal library to gross proportions.
• Spend my whole life in school rather than work. <3 academia
• Hire personal 24-hour chef to cook me whatever I want.
• Multiple Uber-Computers for my geeky needs.
• Have guests constantly. Spoil them with chef.
• A helicopter. For Los Angeles commutes. Hee.