In no particular order, I plan to marry all of the following
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• Tony Leung (actor) - Quite possibly the sexiest man alive.
• Eammon Walker (actor) - Rawr! Rawr again!
• Jamie and Adam from Mythbusters (multipurpose men) - Both of them.  As a set.
• Jeff Goldblum (actor) - sexy and likes asperagus.
• Mos Def - Adorable smile, pretty eyes...
• Lex (platonic soul mate) - How could Lex not be here?!
• Hippos (animal)- All of them.  They have toes, you know.  CUUUTE.
• David Bowie (musician/actor) - old, sexy, multitalented. And, oh, what a voice.
• Erik (friend) - He's funny and wrong and SO VERY GREAT.
• Hillel Laks (doctor) - His baggy jaw turns me on.  But also: he's awesome.
• Steve Buscemi (actor) - kinda hideous... in a cute way.
• Chang Chen (actor) - OMG, this guy is fucking hot.
• J.K. Simmon (actor) - ugly, but such a funny man and a good actor.
• Edward Norton (actor) - I heart Edward.
• Abraham Joshua Heschel (writer/theologian) - He's passed on, but he's great anyway.
• Geoffrey Rush (actor) - I lovelovelove Geoffrey Rush. He's old, very homely, but I want him.
• Eric Idle (actor) - Eric is my favourite member of Monty Python. And not gay.
• Tom Robbins (author) - just cos he's the best damn writer on earth. And he likes philosophy.
• Herman from the Simpsons (cartoon) - I know, he's a cartoon, but he's sexy as hell. Rawr.
• Jon Stewart (actor) - so cute. so funny.
• Harold Perrineau (actor) - he's so cute in everything he's been in. Especially Oz.
• Viggo Mortenson (actor) - Who wouldn't?
• Omer (my cat) - We're not really into the sexual side marriage, but we're a good couple.